lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

apprenticenecromage:

saying “i dont have time for you” is my favorite insult because i sit at home all day doing nothing, and I still don’t have time for your attitude.

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me